Here you'll find my meager musings, most of which were produced for school, organized in no particular order.

The True Story of the Disfigurement of Thomas Baumbach
My friends like to make up horrific stories - usually stories that make me look less the man. But the truth is something only a man can handle.

It's Just Cheese
One-act, one scene, one joke.
Written spring '07

Ninja Robot
This was written on a whim, for a writing exercise; the only requirement was that it begin with, Did you bring it?
Written autumn '05.

Magic Realism in Reservation Blues
written autumn '05.

Normal
What we perceive as normal, isn't always.
Written autumn '05.

No Pot of Gold: The Show is the Rainbow
Criticism of a performance.
Written spring '04.

Radical Reform: A Modern Look and Modern Radicalists John Sanford, Clifford Odets, and Tillie Olsen
Written spring '06.

The Sin of Apple
My experience with Apple's iPod customer service.
Written spring '06.

After the Disaster
A post-apocalyptic piece of sci-fi.
Written circa '95.

The Terror Within: Gothic Terror as Manifested Fears in “The Jolly Corner” and “The Fall of House Usher
Written fall '06.

Last Watch
A fantasy tale with a dash of suspense.
Written autumn '05.

Uncertainty
Somewhere between poetry and prose.
Written winter '05-'06.

The Whale Exhibit
Inner desires revealed? Unrefined fiction.
Written spring '06.

A Zombie Story
A real feel-good short. Really.
Written spring '07.

Like An Indian
A sort of 'coming of age' tale based around my time in the Boy Scouts. Nothing homo.
Written autumn '05.

On The Chin
Some people know how to bullshit.
Written spring '06.

What I Was Left With
Written autumn '05.